Dear Mr. Campbell: Please call my Jim, you send me enough of these letters we have become friends haven’t we Dianne?
Thank you for taking the time to write and share your views with me. Your comments will help me continue to represent you and other Californians to the best of my ability. Be assured that I will keep your views in mind as the Senate considers legislation on this or similar issues. (Yawn)
The warmth of your sincerity in this form letter is overwhelming. How can you possibly have a clue what my concerns or those of my constituents actually are?
If you would like additional information about my work in the U.S. Senate, I invite you to visit my website, http://feinstein.senate.gov.
Thank you for the nice wallet size picture you included, I’ll be sure to print this and cut it out to fill up my wallet since your tax and spend policies have taken my money away. An 8X10 glossy signed personally to me would have been nice. Elizabeth Emken is sending me one for my wall of fame.
From this site, you can send a message to me about current events or pending legislation, access my statements and press releases, request copies of legislation and government reports, and receive detailed information about the many services that I am privileged to provide for my constituents.
That’s what I did and you saw fit to send me the same form letter you always send, what’s up with that?
You may also wish to visit http://thomas.loc.gov to track current and past federal legislation.
Trust that I’m a frequent visitor as I keep a very close eye on you and will do my utmost to help Elizabeth Emken who your refuse to debate remove you permanently from Washington.
Again, thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I appreciate hearing from you.
United States Senator